So, I’ve been running a lot lately in this ungodly Austin heat and humidity. My reasons for torturing myself are three fold:
1) To lose weight
2) Hoping it will make me want to quit smoking.
3) To “accidentally” run into one of the 100’s of beautiful shirtless men.
I have yet to accomplish #’s 2 or 3….but I remain inflated with optimism. Now I must stop the procrastinating and head out to the 100 degree hell that is Town Lake. Ugh. The things I go through for beauty and men. I’m sure it’s good for my heart in other ways too…
takeaim:
ew. That’s a Trojan package on his shirt.
i think i just threw up a little bit.
D: “Well, you better enjoy your youth.”
T: “I generally do. Why do you say this?”
D: “Cause I think you’re gonna get shot in the next year or two.”
T: “Oh, really? And who is going to do the shooting?”
D: “Probably the mafia.”
T: “Well, I guess I better live it up then. Maybe I should just go home now.”
D: “I think you should. Be safe.”
T: “Thanks, D___.”
Hi, I have joined this tumblr business so that I can stalk you with greater ease. And I suppose I should post things as well. I will attempt to update with only the wittiest of witty, oddest of odd and creepiest of creepy “blogs”… and whatnot. love you:) Tessie
